The event was an incredible success, thanks in no small part to these brave
nerds. They willingly consented to anything the girls had in mind for them.
As the big day approached, you could see some of the nerds wondering if they'd
made a smart decision. Still, they went through with it--the wax, the plucking,
the way-too-tight jeans, even the spray tanning booth that felt like a carwash.
For this we wish to honor them by showing you their videos and photographs.
(don't tell them, but we really just want to laugh at their suffering!)